Should I Get Help?

She picks up the phone to make another bothersome call to him at work.

Chas: "Brian, I need your help. I can not decide if I should go to lunch with a friend today or if I should go home and clean the house."

Brian: "ARE YOU SERIOUS? You need me to make THAT decision for you?! Do what you want."

Chas: "Okay. Thanks for your help."

(I told you I was annoyingly indecisive).